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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Good Sales Man [Jai Machli Pakar]

Ek Shopping Mall ne naya Gujarati Salesman hire kiya. Sale barhne lagi...din dugni, raat chauguni.

Boss ne socha is larke se milna chahyea. Boss Mall par aaya, usne dekha larka ek customer ko fishing-rod bechraha tha.

Woh door khara ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne laga. Larke ne fishing-rod bech di. Customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, larka bola Rs.800/-.

Yeh kahkar larke ne customer ke Shoes dekhe aur bola,
"itne Mehange shoes pahankar fishing karne jayenge?
ek Sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye, "
customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye.

Ab larke ne kaha
"Dariya kinare dhoop mein baithna parega,
ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega, "
customer ne cap bhi kharid li.

Ab larke ne kaha,
"machli pakarne mein bahut intezar karna parega,
kuch eatables, wafer, biscuits, bhi le jayiye,"
customer ne woh bhi khari d liye.

Larka bola "
machli pakrenge to rakhenge kahan ? "
Yeh ek Rs.100/- ki basket bhi le lijiye,
customer ne woh bhi kharid li. Ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka.

Boss bahut khush hua. Usne larke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa... aur tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very good.

Larka bola..."Sir, woh aadmi to "
Stayfree" napkin kharidane ayaa tha apni biwi ke liye, meine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega,


"Jaa Machli Pakar"



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