Kitchen Painting

There was a Blonde and her husband.

One morning the husband leaves for work and the blonde gets up. She's determined to prove to her husband that blondes arn't dumb, by painting the kitchen.

When her husband gets home he says to his wife "Honey why do you have 3 coats on?"

7 secrets of Success u can find in ur room:

1. Roof says aim high

2. Fan says be cool

3. Clock says every minute is precious

Types of girls...

There are basically 7 types of girls

1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: just for looking.

Angular Momentum

With reasonable assumptions about latitude and body shape, how much time might she gain them?  Note: whatever the answer, sunrise always comes too soon. (Also, is it worth it if she throws up?)