Future Babies

A man and a Geine

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death." 

 

Three men were discussing about coincidences

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"

"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"

The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"

When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves"!!!

"The Man sleeping on the top of my wife is not giving birth to my child"

Once a man was travelling in a train with his wife and 4 yr old son. The child was sleeping on the top berth (berth= sleeping rack in a train), the wife on the middle one and the man himself on the lowest stair. At night the child complaint of "susu" and the man had to take him to the toilet outside their room. On returning back to their room however the man saw that another man was sleeping on the top. He called the conductor (ticket collector) and complained like this:

"The Man sleeping on the top of my wife is not giving birth to my child"

Is rain good?

A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard． They did not have their umbrella with them， and there was nowhere to hide from the rain， so they were soon very wet， and the small boy did not feel very happy． 


For a long time while they were walking home through the rain， the boy was thinking． Then at last he turned to his father and said to him，“Why does it rain， Father？ It isn't very nice， is it？” 

“No， it isn't very nice， but it's very useful，Tom，”answered his father．“It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us， and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep．”

Tom thought about this for a few seconds， and then he said，“Then，why does it rain on the road too， Father？”

Phone at midnight

A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.


The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.


"Who was that?" asked his wife.


"I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."