Daddy, how was I born?

Daddy, how was I born?

'Well, son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

Friends invitation for dinner

Husband: I invited a friend for dinner.
Wife: what? Are you crazy?The house is a mess and I can't cook meal. 

Husband: I know that all
Wife: Then why did you invite him?

Change of generation

Many years ago:


Kids used to read books, 
now they are busy reading facebook,

they used to practice maths additions,substractions, 
now they only add using google+,

used to play by collecting match boxes,

An interview a girl takes with a a boy

♥♥♥♥♥
Boy: Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?

The most Elastic Element of the World..

The most Elastic Element of the World...
"TIME"
It maximizes

What happens when donkey wins a race

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read: 'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. ...He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read: 

Remix of Ba Ba Black Sheep

Ba Ba bastard
Have u any kids?
Yes Sir Yes Sir
3 little kids,
1 from my neighbor,

1 from my maid,


&

Same word sounds different when you are young

When I was a KID


Pussy meant CAT,


Sex meant GENDER,


Bitch was a FEMALE DOG,


Dick was a NAME,

Why did Sardar G married a short girl

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Sardar in airplane going to Bombay.

Sardar in airplane going to Bombay.

While it is landing he is excited and shouts: Bombay.. Bombay

Airhostess: Be silent.

Sardar: Ok. Ombay… Ombay!

Survey about food

Last month, a survey was conducted by the UN world-wide. The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a HUGE failure.

In Africa they did not know what "food" meant.

In Western Europe they did not know what "shortage" meant.

About some men...

There are 3 kinds of men in the world

1. Some remain single & make wonders happen,


2. Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen,