Boss and Secretary

BOSS to secretory:for 1 week we'll go aboard

She calls husband :for a week,i and boss r going abroad

Husband calls GF :wife going,lets enjoy

GF calls her student:for one week,you're free

Little boy calls grandpa:i'm free for 1 week

Daddy, how was I born?

Daddy, how was I born?

'Well, son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

Friends invitation for dinner

Husband: I invited a friend for dinner.
Wife: what? Are you crazy?The house is a mess and I can't cook meal. 

Husband: I know that all
Wife: Then why did you invite him?