Daddy, how was I born?

Daddy, how was I born?

'Well, son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

Same word sounds different when you are young

When I was a KID


Pussy meant CAT,


Sex meant GENDER,


Bitch was a FEMALE DOG,


Dick was a NAME,