Always allow the Boss 2 speak first

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says,
"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted,
"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pufffff. and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said,
"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."



MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
"ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"

Sardar n Loot

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Nxt day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya

Counple Arguing

A Couple Were Arguing.

Wife: You Dont Like Anybody In My Family.

Husband: Not True, I Like Your Mother-In-Law Better Than My Mother-In-Law!

Sardarji calls Nepal Airlines.

Sardar: "How long does it take to fly to Pokhara?"

Receptionist: "Just a sec, Sir"

Sardar: "Thank you." and hangs up

A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl On Their Husband's Coat From 20 Meters Away,

But They Can't See A Pillar From Two Meters While Parking A Car..

Are you daughter of....

A Little Girl Whn Askd Her Name, Wud Rply-"I'm Mr. David's Daughter"

Her Mother Told Her This Was Wrong, She Must Say-"I'm Jenifer David"

The Vicar Spoke 2 Her In Sunday School & Said

"Aren't U Mr. David's Daughter?" Wid Her Mom Standing Jst Away, She Replied
"I Thought I Was Bt Mummy Says I'm Not" ;->

Nepali राष्ट्रिय गान as per todays political senario

राष्ट्रिय गान

सयौं थुँगा प्रचन्डको जुँगा तान्ने हामी नेपाली
सार्वभौम भई फैलिएका YCL र माओवादी ।

बन्द हड्ताल कोटी कोटी फोहोरको आँचल
जो कोहि वादी आए पनि भारतकै दलाल ।

कान्ति छैन शान्ति छैन अभावै छ केवल
नेपालीपन बाँकि छैन नामको मात्रै नेपाल ।

गुटवन्दी र फुटवन्दी छ समस्या छन् विशाल
प्रतिगामि राष्ट्र हाम्रो कठै विचरा नेपाल !!!

Source: Nepali Frens

Brilliant Joke...

An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!! A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good! Male readers: Please scroll down. The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!! Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart . Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour :) ENJOY....................

Quote Revised: If you Love Someone...

*THE ORIGINAL QUOTE


If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....


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THE NEW VERSIONS.... .


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Pessimist:


If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was


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Optimist:


If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
Don't worry, she will come back.


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Suspicious:


If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.


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Playful:


If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
Free again, repeat *


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Bill Gates :


If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
Tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.


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Finance expert :


If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

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