Good Sales Man [Jai Machli Pakar]

Ek Shopping Mall ne naya Gujarati Salesman hire kiya. Sale barhne lagi...din dugni, raat chauguni.

Boss ne socha is larke se milna chahyea. Boss Mall par aaya, usne dekha larka ek customer ko fishing-rod bechraha tha.

Woh door khara ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne laga. Larke ne fishing-rod bech di. Customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, larka bola Rs.800/-.

Yeh kahkar larke ne customer ke Shoes dekhe aur bola,

"itne Mehange shoes pahankar fishing karne jayenge?

ek Sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye, "

customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye.

Ab larke ne kaha

"Dariya kinare dhoop mein baithna parega,

ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega, "

customer ne cap bhi kharid li.

Ab larke ne kaha,

"machli pakarne mein bahut intezar karna parega,

kuch eatables, wafer, biscuits, bhi le jayiye,"

customer ne woh bhi khari d liye.

Larka bola "

machli pakrenge to rakhenge kahan ? "

Yeh ek Rs.100/- ki basket bhi le lijiye,

customer ne woh bhi kharid li. Ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka.

Boss bahut khush hua. Usne larke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa... aur tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very good.

Larka bola..."Sir, woh aadmi to "Stayfree" napkin kharidane ayaa tha apni biwi ke liye, meine kaha, char din tu ghar par kya karega,

"Jaa Machli Pakar"

A Genie and a programmer

A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears. “I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish.”

The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, “I’d want peace in the Middle East.”

The genie responds, “Gee, I don’t know. Those people have been fighting for millenia. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits.”

The programmer then says, “Well, I am a programmer, and my programs have lots of users. Please make all my users satisfied with my software and let them ask for sensible changes.”

At which point the genie responds, “Um, let me see that map again.”

Computer Programmer and a Gal ... :)

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you and do Anything you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do Anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The boy said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."

Love Humour: Before and After Marriage

Before Marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage...

Simply read from bottom to top.

Nepal's Maoist leader speaks to Al Jazeera - 09 April 08

Source: www.youtube.com

Joke:: What's special about Nepal.

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China .

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he

Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read

"$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what The telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Japan . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
He Could talk to God.

"O.K., thank you," said the American.

He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France .

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000
Per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to Nepal to See if Nepalese had the same phone.

He
arrived in Nepal , and again, in the first church he entered, there Was
the same golden telephone, but this s time the sign under it read
"One Rupee per call."

The American was
surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden
Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to
Heaven, But in rest of the world price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?"

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The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Nepal now, Son - it's a Local Call ".
This is the only heaven on the Earth.

Hows it..

From: Meena Manandhar :)

Baniya Jokes

Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

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Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay

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Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

Fine as per Dress

A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket.

He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who was wearing sleeveless

Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing sleeves &backless

Rs100 to 3rd who was wearing sleeveless, backless and a mini skirt

He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one...

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U Dirty mind...

She had the ticket!!!